Tslover85, 39

SERIOUSLY DON'T READ Do you always follow instructions this well? LOL Don't read unless you can handle a man with a strong multi-faceted personality. I'm a little bit rock star, psychologist, philosopher, comedian, all rolled up in one. And through in some mischief 2

**Ladies, thanks for all the emails. If I don't respond today, don't be offended. I'll reply even if I don't think we'd hit it off. It's called "manners". ***

I'm going to list what I don't want rather than what I do want. If you're bright enough to figure it out, email me.
- If you have no idea why you do what you do, and your therapist has to sort out why your life is such a mess, we won't jive. By now, you should know how to avoid repeating the same mistakes and bad choices.
- If you're peddling your web-cam site, don't bother. Why would I web-cam with you when I can have the real thing? If you want bootie-pay, get a job at the Men's Club.

- I grew up around a good amount of women, I'll treat you with respect. If you can't do the same, we won't get along. I can be sensitive when necessary, but I'm not a punching bag. I'll roll up my sleeves and carry you when needed, but I won't repeatedly rescue you from self-created crises. I'll surprise you with chocolate when you're PMS'ing, but if you go off on me for no reason I'll eat the chocolate myself.

- Age doesn't matter to me, emotional maturity does. If drama follows you around, contact a talent agency.

- If you're a high-maintenance Barbie, we won't connect well. However, if you can go from tom-boy to decked-out hottie, I'll think you're quite sexy and I just might fall in love with you.

- I don't control nor manipulate, but rest assured I will influence you. (I'll lead you into some mischief and you'll like it.) If you are a control freak, we won't get along. Go find an insecure spineless wuss to lick your boots, there are plenty to choose from. If you thrive by playing manipulative games, guess what? I recog